RIP Tina

[tap tap]

Tiiinaaa...

Teeeeeeeeenahhhhhhh...

huhhhhhhhhhhhTEEnuhhhhhh...

Treeeeengehhhhhh...

TINA.

Tina!

Tina!!!!

Tinaa...?!

TINA!!

TEE-NAAUGH!

TEENUH!!

TREENYAAA!!

BRAAAAD!!!!

TINAAAAGHHHH!!!!

Tina...?

Her name was Tina Gray...

[EDIT: I thought it was over. I was wrong. A good twenty minutes of this movie's dialogue consists solely of "Tina?"/"Tina!"]

Tina?

TINA?!

...Teehuh?

Tina?

...Tina?

...Teeena...?

...Who are you?

[HINT: NOT TINA]

"Raising a Psychopath"

"Well I was more into 'we shall overrun.'" - Denise Oliver

Ooh! Ooh! Oh!

obsessed

Dream Team

Cuz I'm in love with my twin brother, but actually I'm mad about me

"what am i going to do with my life?"

"I do perceive...that ONLY MY INJURER'S BANE MUST BE MY LIFE'S SURETY." - Queen Elizabeth I

It might as well rain until September

STAY AWAY FROM LOU PEARLMAN

personal statements

"YER ON THE WRONG LIST, PRINCESS!"

Spring Break 2010

DYING

dying

... go on

"YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US"

"I mean, do you think I'm pree-tee?"

"Well, ex-CUUSE us for living!"

Nadu-ain't

"I have thought that sometimes the girls get uncomfortable around me, but that's ok with me. A lot of people aren't as confident as I am so it's going to be thought of as arrogance." - Naduah, ANTM Cycle 14, eliminated episode 2

i believe she plays the ds, i need to b'leev in sumthin

Beyoncé IS Storm...

...and she uses her powers for fierceness and capitalism.

the best dance moves always end with a sandwich

I'd also like to note that, in regards to Lady Gaga, i don't rully give a fuck. I don't hate her, I'm not in love with her, but damn it all she's fine* by me. On the subject of the "Telephone" video, it's got a good aesthetic. I do find "Video Phone," the other Bey/Gaga collaboration, to be the superior video however, as it does not work in a clunky narrative just for the sake of making 'video art'; it's just 3 minutes of straight-up Beyoncé aesthetics. NEVER-THA-LESS, it's pretty to look at, and that's all i need.


*pretty ok

face twiiiins

"Listen!"

Madeline Kahn

private benja-sad

AND IT BEGINS